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EXCLUSIVE;An Epic poem on the knackering up of the Liverpool World Heritage...
By Jove Missus! Thanks to Mrs Hewitt's Ouija board we present a special edition of Professor Chucklebutty's Liverpool Chronic Calls, as we publish an ode to our developing city, the historical...
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A Day At The Races, for Hilton Stilton and major boost to the Lord Mayors...
Grotty Cash Executive Prepare Strategy for Next Weeks Crucial Finance MeetingBy Jove Missus, it's political corruptives gone mad!Can't you have a bit of fun on the rates these days without people...
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Not all the Rats have left the sinking ship. And one is setting a cat amongst...
By jove Missus, where's the Pie Eyed Piper when you need him? Well he can't get pie eyed on his rounds these days, because half the pubs have shut down since the "Nanny State" imposed the drinking ban...
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The Liverpool Show and The Shanghai Expo. New, modern, looking to the future,...
There’s a far away pavilion by the river in ShanghaiThat they said would make our future rich and brightA showcase to the world as our wonders we unfurledAnd for three million quid we hoped they’d got...
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Another £330k for Liverpool Day at Shanghai Expo. Is it justified or a...
By Jove Missus, I make no apologies for returning to the subject of Shanghai, because as I said last time, our £3million Liverpool Pavilion at the Shanghai Expo is money well spent, particularly if...
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As the city honour Macca with a new sculpture, the Professor examines our...
The I.T. DogBy Jove Missus, what a beautiful day! What a beautiful day for running naked into the council chamber, grabbing the Liverpool Direct contract and saying “what’s the chance of a...
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By the Pricking of my thumb, the board of Governors must be dumb. Controversy...
By Jove Missus, a new controversy has arisen for our beloved city, this time within the field of health. Well if you walk through a field you are bound to step into something unpleasant. I always...
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Pickles at Christmas: Away from politics and hard hitting social comment for...
Eric Pickles as he sets about destroying public services thanks to Clegg and the Lib Dems. But I am not writing about him, or the coalition or even life in the Anderson Shelter down in the War Cabinet...
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Professor Rednose gets in a spin as city withdraws from High Society. Cuts...
Professor Phyllis RedfernBy Jove Missus, one for the lads this time, remember when we all used to be glued to the telly, seeing what he was wearing tonight and how high the split went, well re-live...
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EXCLUSIVE: LEAKED FIRST DRAFT OF THAT WALLY BRADLOW LETTER. Bradley gives...
One Big LeakBy Jove Missus what a beautiful day, what a beautiful day for standing in a puddle at the greengrocers and saying how's that for an embarrasing leek? Yes, missus the big leak story. All...
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Wally Bradlow: Shock resignation and then suspension of city's beloved son....
It's a sad end for Wally Bradlow the former leader of Grotty Cash Council and leader of the Liverpool Lib Dem group. After resigning in a blaze of glory, of the type to which we have become sadly...
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Liverpool, maligned by Tory Blogger Iain Dale, has the world press banging at...
Top Class Hotels. A shower in every room Liverpool is the land of my forfathers, well me mother said it was dark in the air raid shelter, so it could have been any one of them. But that means when you...
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ELECTED MAYOR FOR LIVERPOOL CAMPAIGN.The campaign becomes a three horse race...
Herbert enters race for Elected MayorBy Jove Missus, what a beautiful day! What a beautiful day for running into the hairdressers naked, sitting upside down in the chair and saying how’s that for split...
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Local Media Mayoral Election Coverage and original Fine Art works to be...
Read the full story here on Liverpool Confidentialby our own Chronicspondent Prof. "Scoop"...
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Liverpool Elected Mayor. Full final candidate analysis on Liverpool...
By Jove Missus, it's decision time for Liverpool.Who will be the first Elected Mayor of Grotty Cash. You will find my full paralytical analysis on, LIVERPOOL CONFIDENTIAL. The only on-line local...
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A new Archbishop Of Canterbury is announced but not the Scouser we were all...
By Jove Missus, they have announced former TV Doctor, Marcus Welby MD as the new Archbishop of Canterbury. As you know, I take a great interest in religious matters, as well as politics and I was...
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Hope Street: Liverpool Poet, Reggie McCough Celebrates in verse as it is...
By Jove Missus, it's been a great few weeks for Liverpool!Plans are announced to create a new recreation and leisure area for the city, which will involve a multi million pound project to fill the...
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Mersey Under Threat As Mayor Proposes to Sell River
Waterfront to be sold for luxury sailing club.Mayor on River fact finding missionAt 11.45 yesterday morning, the people of Grotty Cash woke up to the shocking news that the Mayor, Joe Angryman, has...
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Controversy over "Ceremonial" celebrations around figure still despised in...
Security mounts amidst threats of protest as Mr Cameron announces "Ceremonial" rather than "State" celebrations for Hitler's Birthday.Security will be on high alert today, amidst threats to disrupt or...
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What are UKIP's Chances in Liverpool? Didn't we have enough of swivel-eyed...
My good friend the renowned local poet and former member of the Scuffles, Reggie McCough, has embraced the ideas of Mr Cameron's Big Society and is currently running a workshop to encourage new writers...
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Battle rages across the city as dark forces gather causing chaos at Hogwash...
Jake A Rowing's Harry Plotter, with his magical wand from the Waver TreeBy Jove Missus! Great news for Liverpool, and for Harry Plotter fans. We all thought that "The Deathly Twitters" was the last in...
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Liverpool Resignation Crisis: Mayor to Stand Down in order to stand against...
In a sensational development the Mayor of Grotty Cash, Jake Anderson, has announced he is to quit New Conservatives and stand against himself as Mayor in the 2015 election. Since he publicly...
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Yes....The Puppets are coming and so is the Axe Man. Never mind...Watch the...
At least Liverpool Direct has been spared from the brutal cuts. Well, we wouldn't know where to start. We don't know how much we are paying them or what we are paying them for....or even if they work...
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People of Grotty Cash shocked to read that Cllr Harry Bottle is in discussion...
RESIDENTS OF GROTTY CASH ROCKED AROUND PICTON CLOCKIn an exclusive leak, the Oldham Echo's political Editor, Muck Wadingthrough, has revealed that Britain's youngest councillor may be about to re-join...
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LARKS WITH THE PARKS
Lofty IdeasThe Mayor of Grotty Cash is a big bloke...Some people think he's tree fellers.Well he isn't, he's just one. But some of his mates are. Like the ones who want to chop down 27 mature trees in...
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